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Ghost: I am your host, the man they call Ghost.

("One Hour Later" tag)

Ghost: 592, Radio Graffiti.

SpongeBob: Hi, Ghost! Do you want to go jellyfishing with me and my best friends Patrick and Squidward? It'll be the best day ever! (giggles)

Squidward: I hate jellyfishing.

Ghost: What the hell-- SpongeBob is calling me now? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS CALLING ME NOW?! GOD-DAMN-- *cans.wav* First, my show ruined by ponies, then my show gets ruined by Bart Simpson, and now freakin' SpongeBob's calling me? Son of a-- *cans.wav* IMPLEMENT CHATROOM MARTIAL LAW, ENGINEER! RIGHT NOW! (Ghost still doesn't realize that Lemon Meringue called him before SpongeBob did, yet he thinks it was Pinkie Pie.)

Engineer: (speaks unintelligibly)

Ghost: DO AS I TELL YOU TO, YOU SORRY SACK OF CRAP!

SpongeBob: Ghost... yelled at me! Ghost... yelled at me! (cries loudly)

Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob! I don't think he meant it!

Squidward: Where's the popcorn and soda? I love getting a front-row seat whenever SpongeBob cries!

Patrick: Uh, Mr. Ghost, sir, you must've felt pretty good making my friend cry like that.

Ghost: Jesus Christ, that pink starfish is calling me now? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *over9000cans.wav* Get that fat tub of lard off-- GET HIM OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick: Ghost yelled at me, too? (cries loudly)

Squidward: A 2-for-1 deal! SpongeBob and Patrick crying! (laughs)

Ghost: I TOLD YOU TO SCREEN THOSE GOD-DAMN CALLERS, ENGINEER!

Engineer: Sorry, sir!

Ghost: Shut up and do your damn job!
The next non-Hub character to prank-call Ghost... SpongeBob SquarePants! One of the few modern shows on Nickelodeon I'll ever watch-- it's so hilarious even after almost 13 years on air!
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HomorNG Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
And then it turns into a actual episode of Spongebob, then TheMysteriousMrEnter reviews it because "They somehow made even Squidward unlikable.".
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gshowguy Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
XD

And thanks for the faves!
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