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Dan and Pinkie Pie Work Small Summer Jobs Part 4(We see the Pound Puppies at their lair under Shelter 17. Strudel suddenly sees a news report about the Kranberry resort.)
Strudel: Mein gott! Look at zis!
Squirt: Dat can't be good.
Cookie: Whatever gave you that idea? (She looks at the TV.) Oh.
Niblet: Hey, isn't that the resort where the owner and his mom are staying?
Lucky: You're right! And it looks like they're in trouble! Let's go rescue them. Go, dogs, go!
Rebound: Ooh! A secret mission! Can I come along?
Niblet: Sure, Rebound!
Lucky: Just be careful, Rebound. This could be dangerous.
(At the resort, the guests tremble in fear of Kranberry and his deeds. Except for the chief, that is.)
Burns: Sir, you will let these people go, or we can continue this negotiation.
Kranberry: SHUT UP, COPPER! My family dealt with evil fuzz like you before, and I am not going to jail.
Roger: I know how to deal with people like him.
McLeish: You? An airplane pilot?
Roger: Ah, don't be so silly, Leonard! Watch this! (He walks up to
Dan Vs. LPS - Part 1(We see Dan saying good-bye to the Mane 6, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spike, Celestia, Luna, and Cadance. A portal that is to send him back to Van Nuys is in activation mode.)
Dan: Good-bye, silly equines! Now, I can finally go home and give Chris and Elise a piece of my mind!
Twilight Sparkle: Or, you could just say you're sorry for the damage you caused.
Pinkie Pie: And really make them smile, smile, smile! Whee!
Rainbow Dash: Being a good friend will make you 20% cooler!
Fluttershy: I... I... hope you... do become friends with them again. And... with us, too, right?
Applejack: Don't worry, Dan. Ah'm sure y'all will be able to come back one day.
Rarity: You've become a true, true, friend to us all!
All ponies: Good-bye, Dan!
Dan: To Van Nuys, Mr. Mumbles!
(They enter the portal. Cadance suddenly realizes she accidentally sent him to somewhere other than Van Nuys.)
Princess Cadance: Oh, no! I sent him to Downtown City! It's too late!
(We then see Dan winding up in Downtown City, right
Another Ponytones song-fic: Shiny, Don't Be a Hero(We fade in to the Crystal Kingdom, where Shining Armor is joining an army of Hub stars, giving Princess Cadance a kiss as he leaves.)
Armor: Good-bye, Cadance! I'm off to join the Army of Hub superstars! Wish me well!
Cadance: (crying) Good-bye... Shining... Armor! (We see tears streaming down her face. Then the Ponytones show up.)
The marching band came down along Main Street
The soldier blues fell in behind
I looked across, and there I saw Shiny
Waiting to go and join the line
And with her head upon his hoofsy
His lovely wife, and pretty Princess
From where I stood, I saw she was crying
And through her tears, I heard her say
Shiny, don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life
Shiny, don't be a hero
Come back to me, your wife
And as he started to go
Shiny, keep your head low
Rarity, Toe Tapper, and Torch Song:
Shiny, don't be a hero
Come back to me
(We then cut t
An MLP/LPS fanfic: Vinnie interrupts the Ponytones(We cut to a Hub-themed award gathering. Dan is ready to announce the winner of Best Song.)
Dan: And the winner of Best Song at this year's gathering is... ugh... Fluttershy and the Ponytones. (to himself, under his breath) Stupid old-timey band of equines.
(The audience cheers as Fluttershy, Rarity, Big Macintosh, Toe Tapper, and Torch Song take the stand to accept their award. Fluttershy even starts to cry.)
Fluttershy: Oh... oh, thank you! It's wonderful to be here with all my new friends!
Rarity: But we've been friends for a long time, darling.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Torch Song: And we're very proud of you, Fluttershy, for conquering your fear of the stage and singing wonderfully.
Toe Tapper: Give her some applause!
(The audience claps, then we see Vinnie taking the stage.)
Vinnie: Listen, Fluttershy, I don't mean to interrupt you, but I have a much better song than you and those Ponytones, and Zoe Trent agrees! Ain't that right?
Zoe: Ooh, Vinnie! He knew I was fabulous!
(The Ponytones ga
Dan and Pinkie Pie Work Small Summer Jobs Part 3(We fade in to the Rescue Bots moping about at the Burns household.)
Heatwave: It's not fair, guys. Cody and his family get to go on a vacation, and we didn't even get to come along to see Graham's new invention.
Blades: Inventor? I didn't know he was an inventor.
Boulder: He's been taking classes from Doc Greene, remember?
Blades: Oh, yeah! I forgot.
Chase: Don't you think it would be nice to see the family and find out what they're up to?
Boulder: Yeah, I'm sure they miss us. Or are they?
(We then see Cody playing water polo with his family, as well as Frankie Greene, who also happens to be staying at the resort with her father.)
Boulder: I guess not. But, they'll be wishing for us one of these days.
Heatwave: (sighs) It's only a matter of time, Boulder.
(We then see the pets moping about at the Littlest Pet Shop.)
Sunil Nevla: It's not fair that Blythe and her dad get to go on a resort and not even bring us! (He begins to cry.)
Russell Ferguson: Aw, don't cry, Sunil. I'm sure Blythe
Dan and Pinkie Pie Work Small Summer Jobs Part 2(We fade in to Dan having a shocked look when he hears how Pinkie, like him, got wind of the resort due to the TV ad.)
Dan: You mean to tell me you saw that stupid ad on TV, too?
Pinkie: Yes-diddle-dee-do, Dan!
Dan: Should've guessed. Well, let's go in and meet the boss.
(They walk in to the resort, to the office, where we see their boss, Big Harry Kranberry, voiced by Jim Cummings, for the first time. Kranberry is a large, overweight, human who dresses in a cranberry-red suit, hence his last name, despite being spelled differently. Plus, his voice is a hybrid of Cat from CatDog and Pete from various Disney cartoons.)
Kranberry: Ah, you must be a couple of new guys who saw my beloved ad on TV. My name is Big Harry Kranberry, but call me Mr. Kranberry. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
Dan: Isn't your last name supposed to be spelled with a "C"?
Kranberry: IT'S BEEN SPELLED THAT WAY FOR GENERATIONS! SHUT UP AND LISTEN! Now, I would like to take you on a tour of
Dan and Pinkie Pie Work Small Summer Jobs Part 1(We see both the Dan Vs. and My Little Pony: Equestria Girls title cards on screen. It shows both Dan and Pinkie Pie going through their daily routines, with Dan being bored to death at the Casa Paradisio apartments while Pinkie finishes up a semester at Canterlot High, ready for the summer.)
Dan: There's nothing to do around here, Mr. Mumbles. Chris and Elise are away on their stupid anniversary, meaning I have no sidekick to do revenge schemes with.
Mr. Mumbles: *meows*
Pinkie: Woo-hoo! Another semester done, and I'm ready to PAAAAAAAAAAR-TAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Are you girls excited?
Rainbow Dash: Uh, Pinkie, I don't have time to have fun with you right now. I got soccer practice in a half-hour.
Applejack: And ah need to tend to mah farm an' help the animals.
Fluttershy: And speaking of animals, Angel Bunny's beginning to worry about me.
Rarity: And remember the last time you had FUN?!
(In a flashback, we see Pinkie dancing too much, to the point where she knocks
Dan Vs. Amy's Baking Company 3(We see the front of the already-in-shambles restaurant [it was in shambles due to a rare case of a hurricane in Arizona]. Dan rescues Pinkie and Buttercream, as well as other workers who were in hiding from the out-of-control owners.)
Waiter 1: Hey, guys, look! We're free!
Waiter 2: Party time!
Waitress 1: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(loud techno music plays)
Pinkie & Buttercream: Thank you, Dan! (They both give Dan a hug.)
Dan: GAH! Get off me! You're breaking my bones!
Chris: You mean this restaurant was already destroyed before Dan attempted to destroy it?
Dan: I didn't even notice. But I do have a good idea on how to make the restaurant much better.
Elise: How are you going to do that?
(We then cut to the restaurant, re-christened "Pinkie 'n Buttercream's Fun Time Smile Diner", and looking like a typical 1950s diner. The same customers who stormed out of ABC before return, and eating MUCH better-prepared food.)
Customer 1: Hey, I'm not sick!
Dan Vs. Amy's Baking Company 2(We see Dan in his apartment, watching Population-Control Johnny with his cat. Chris calls him.)
Dan: Talk to me, jerk.
Chris: Sorry that things didn't work out the way I hoped. I'm sure the owners were just having a bad day.
Dan: Or maybe they're a bunch of greedy jerks who care more about money than food, the employees, and the customers.
Chris: Come on, Dan, lighten up!
Dan: How can I? Did you see the way that man with the funny accent treated you?
Chris: You know, come to think of it, he really did seem to have an attitude problem with those words he said.
Dan: That is why I have come up with a little old scheme to get rid of this restaurant!
Chris: Oh, no, Dan. You wouldn't... would you?
Dan: Yes, Chris. I am. I am going to destroy that restaurant.
Chris: Won't that make you just as bad, if not worse, than those people?
Dan: Shut up. Let's get to work.
Chris: *sigh* The things I do to help Dan.
Elise: What's Dan up to now?
Chris: Nothing much, Elise. He wants me to help him
Birthday ExcitementThe cheerful as ever Dakota had been working hard the past two weeks collecting boxes. Many of her classmates found it odd but never questioned the girl. The cat knew what she was doing and could not wait to finish with her project. She only had today to finish it and she was beyond excited to see how it looked when she finished.
Back in her dorm, the feline sat by her bed and started on the first box of many. Dean was playing with different toys as a movie played. Dakota wasn't watching it. The movie was just for noise even though she purred in excitement. The dorm room was locked so no one could walk in and ruin her surprise, not that anyone tried to barge in or even knocked. Which was fine Dakota. She was use to being alone but with Dean pouncing on his toys, Dakota was not completely alone. Both cats enjoyed themselves while the girl worked on the boxes.
At the bell, Dakota's ears stood up and her head followed. Standing and putting the boxes on her bed so her kitten could not ruin
EBF skit: Camping, Mark 2In clearing with Lance and Anna together.
A: It's nice to get out once in a while.
L: I agree.
A: You can see so many stars!
L: It makes you think about how insignificant we are.
A: Don't be so pessimistic--
*CRACK* *Both jump in the air*
L: What was that?
A: I don't know, what did you hear?
L: I don't know, but something gross!
A: Sort of like breathing and drooling and ripping the flesh off HUMAN BONES!!!
*both run back to tent*
A: You were right. I'm glad we carried a Mark II 200-pound defence turret all this distance.
A New Found FunAuthor's note: This story is about OC's and if you want to see them I linked a picture in the description
Cho was a half tiger/ half panda mix and was currently waiting in the room of a girl he fancied named Zen Fei who was Peahen that was interested in him but wasn't very showy about it and usually seemed like she didn't like him but, she did
As for the situation at hand Cho was again waiting in her room for her since he'd come up with an idea for some fun he could have with her
He glanced over at the belt that was sitting next to him on her bed, chuckling at his idea and sliding the belt behind his back to hide it
Cho's wait didn't last much longer since a minute later Zen Fei walked in and walked over to her bed as she shut the door, rubbing her eyes a little so she didn't notice him
Cho smirked and as she got close he opened his arms for her and hugged her when she bump
Pinkie Pie + Cheese Sandwich's Dr. Looney's Remedy
PINKIE PIE AND CHEESE SANDWICH'S DOCTOR LOONEY'S REMEDY SONGFIC
Our songfic opens up on Rainbow Dash's big birthday/anniversary party in Ponyville. Everypony is having a blast, including Rainbow Dash herself and the two ponies who made it possible: Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich, who are onstage performing. As soon as they've finished, everypony applauds and cheers.
PINKIE: Wow! They love us!
CHEESE: Yeah, we're sure knockin' em dead!
PINKIE: Y'know, I never thought we'd get to setting up Rainbow Dash's birthday-anniversary combo party together!
CHEESE: Me neither! What's say we give 'em more?
Another song starts up and Pinkie and Cheese begin to sing and dance to it. Cheese is the first to go.
Doctor, doctor, please come here quick!
My big brother is awful sick!
He's got a froggy down in his throat!
It's true! I heard it!
He can't sing a single note!
Ack! Ooh! Ack! Eee!
CHEESE AND PINKIE: (singing)
Dynamic Dork Daily #10 - Dork and OrderDynamic Dork Daily #10
Location: Saffron Hills, Taylor residence
Scenario: Blaze’s treasured songbook was stolen and his sister, Anise, is a suspect. Who could’ve done it?
WARNING: The following courtroom scenario barely follows any proper procedures of a legal trial due to the author’s little understanding of the legal system. This eccentric perspective of a legal trial is for entertainment purposes only, please don’t sue the author of this installment – literally! Due to multiple Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney references in this installment, we placed a counter to keep track of how many times Marco says ‘OBJECTION!’ before it gets boring. If boredom does occurs, we will send our readers a free meatloaf as recompense. You’re welcome.
cue the Taylor residence until Blaze’s girlish screams are heard
Blaze (panicking): WHERE IS IT?! (searches computer desk drawer
Wind Child White-Scene 7 CutScene 7
Location- Caliph's Palace
The groups appears before the Caliph. Azari guards stand on either side of the Caliph. The royal vizier stops the group from approaching further.
What motherless son of a jackal dares intrude upon the home of the most corpulent Caliph? Speak, dog, before we throw you to the baboons for the Caliph's sport!
Eh...wow. Right. Oh mighty Caliph, jewel under heaven, we have come these many miles and from far
Biersack Family S2 E2: First Day of School pt.2(Fade in after title sequence to a brief recap of what happened.)
V/A: Previously on The Biersack Family...
Jakoby had just started his first day at school, joining his older sister, Isabella and their friends, Kier Jr. and Satine Kemp, Enrique Beveridge, Phineas Francis, Willow Radke, Copeland Quinn and Bronx Wentz. As soon as they arrived, Bandit Lee Way asked if Jakoby and Isabella had any Oreos and they both lied to her about it, saying they will give her some after first period. Bandit got mad and went to confront them in their Spanish class where Sr, Chino tried to prevent Bandit from disrupting the class right up to where she was taken to Principal Mulroy's office where she was let off with a warning. Will Bandit listen to Principal Mulroy or will she cause more grief? Find out now in The Biersack Family.
(Fade in from class where the kids are sitting at their desks facing a chalkboard. It is History class.)
Ms. Black: Alright class, today we shall go over 'The Battle of the Wil
FriendsThere she was. The girl he drooled over. Well in his mind anyway. Kere watched as his friend Dakota skipped over with a friendly smile on her lips. In his mind, the boy had cartoon hearts in his eyes and a string of drool hanging to the floor but never touching it. But he wasn't staring at her hair as it swung side to side or her hips as they moved with the motion of each skip. It was like Baywatch in slow motion for Kere as his eyes glued themselves to her bouncing chest. The boy could have stood there forever watching the girl bounce around.
A hand appeared in front of Kere's face, “Hello? Earth to Kere. Come in Kere.”
“Oh. Hey Dakota. I was just thinking about you.” the boy smirked mischievously.
“Nothing dirty I hope.”
“Right. Of course. I would never.”
Not able to help his wondering eyes, Kere missed whatever Dakota was saying. The boy was snapped back into his thoughts when Dakota linked her arm with his and started to drag him some
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SpongeBob SquarePants prank-calls GhostGhost: I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
("One Hour Later" tag)
Ghost: 592, Radio Graffiti.
SpongeBob: Hi, Ghost! Do you want to go jellyfishing with me and my best friends Patrick and Squidward? It'll be the best day ever! (giggles)
Squidward: I hate jellyfishing.
Ghost: What the hell-- SpongeBob is calling me now? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS CALLING ME NOW?! GOD-DAMN-- *cans.wav* First, my show ruined by ponies, then my show gets ruined by Bart Simpson, and now freakin' SpongeBob's calling me? Son of a-- *cans.wav* IMPLEMENT CHATROOM MARTIAL LAW, ENGINEER! RIGHT NOW! (Ghost still doesn't realize that Lemon Meringue called him before SpongeBob did, yet he thinks it was Pinkie Pie.)
Engineer: (speaks unintelligibly)
Ghost: DO AS I TELL YOU TO, YOU SORRY SACK OF CRAP!
SpongeBob: Ghost... yelled at me! Ghost... yelled at me! (cries loudly)
Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob! I don't think he meant it!
Squidward: Where's the popcorn and soda? I love getting a front-row seat
Her CatalystAs she walks through the maelstrom, the words trace upon the tips of her fingers and press into the stone. Every brick, every crack in the concrete, every crossed and angular stroke in reds and blacks and oranges. The drips of the gasoline pool around the base of her boots, slosh as she steps over the burst pipes and the rubble.
So much rubble. So little outcry. The silence of the city grates on her eardrums and the mantras she'd been forced to memorize. The Seers demanded they observe thirteen years of recitation before they attempt to weave their first World together.
But who other than the Seers can claim the incantations that knot the skeins they twist and pull on like reins hold fast? When have any of the Sisters recorded the visions they traced upon space-time and recited them, left them open for critique and discussion and debate?
Which is why she walks through the chalky soot of the smashed city around her. This all
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