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Another Ponytones song-fic: Shiny, Don't Be a Hero(We fade in to the Crystal Kingdom, where Shining Armor is joining an army of Hub stars, giving Princess Cadance a kiss as he leaves.)
Armor: Good-bye, Cadance! I'm off to join the Army of Hub superstars! Wish me well!
Cadance: (crying) Good-bye... Shining... Armor! (We see tears streaming down her face. Then the Ponytones show up.)
The marching band came down along Main Street
The soldier blues fell in behind
I looked across, and there I saw Shiny
Waiting to go and join the line
And with her head upon his hoofsy
His lovely wife, and pretty Princess
From where I stood, I saw she was crying
And through her tears, I heard her say
Shiny, don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life
Shiny, don't be a hero
Come back to me, your wife
And as he started to go
Shiny, keep your head low
Rarity, Toe Tapper, and Torch Song:
Shiny, don't be a hero
Come back to me
(We then cut t
An MLP/LPS fanfic: Vinnie interrupts the Ponytones(We cut to a Hub-themed award gathering. Dan is ready to announce the winner of Best Song.)
Dan: And the winner of Best Song at this year's gathering is... ugh... Fluttershy and the Ponytones. (to himself, under his breath) Stupid old-timey band of equines.
(The audience cheers as Fluttershy, Rarity, Big Macintosh, Toe Tapper, and Torch Song take the stand to accept their award. Fluttershy even starts to cry.)
Fluttershy: Oh... oh, thank you! It's wonderful to be here with all my new friends!
Rarity: But we've been friends for a long time, darling.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Torch Song: And we're very proud of you, Fluttershy, for conquering your fear of the stage and singing wonderfully.
Toe Tapper: Give her some applause!
(The audience claps, then we see Vinnie taking the stage.)
Vinnie: Listen, Fluttershy, I don't mean to interrupt you, but I have a much better song than you and those Ponytones, and Zoe Trent agrees! Ain't that right?
Zoe: Ooh, Vinnie! He knew I was fabulous!
(The Ponytones ga
Dan and Pinkie Pie Work Small Summer Jobs Part 3(We fade in to the Rescue Bots moping about at the Burns household.)
Heatwave: It's not fair, guys. Cody and his family get to go on a vacation, and we didn't even get to come along to see Graham's new invention.
Blades: Inventor? I didn't know he was an inventor.
Boulder: He's been taking classes from Doc Greene, remember?
Blades: Oh, yeah! I forgot.
Chase: Don't you think it would be nice to see the family and find out what they're up to?
Boulder: Yeah, I'm sure they miss us. Or are they?
(We then see Cody playing water polo with his family, as well as Frankie Greene, who also happens to be staying at the resort with her father.)
Boulder: I guess not. But, they'll be wishing for us one of these days.
Heatwave: (sighs) It's only a matter of time, Boulder.
(We then see the pets moping about at the Littlest Pet Shop.)
Sunil Nevla: It's not fair that Blythe and her dad get to go on a resort and not even bring us! (He begins to cry.)
Russell Ferguson: Aw, don't cry, Sunil. I'm sure Blythe
Dan and Pinkie Pie Work Small Summer Jobs Part 2(We fade in to Dan having a shocked look when he hears how Pinkie, like him, got wind of the resort due to the TV ad.)
Dan: You mean to tell me you saw that stupid ad on TV, too?
Pinkie: Yes-diddle-dee-do, Dan!
Dan: Should've guessed. Well, let's go in and meet the boss.
(They walk in to the resort, to the office, where we see their boss, Big Harry Kranberry, voiced by Jim Cummings, for the first time. Kranberry is a large, overweight, human who dresses in a cranberry-red suit, hence his last name, despite being spelled differently. Plus, his voice is a hybrid of Cat from CatDog and Pete from various Disney cartoons.)
Kranberry: Ah, you must be a couple of new guys who saw my beloved ad on TV. My name is Big Harry Kranberry, but call me Mr. Kranberry. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
Dan: Isn't your last name supposed to be spelled with a "C"?
Kranberry: IT'S BEEN SPELLED THAT WAY FOR GENERATIONS! SHUT UP AND LISTEN! Now, I would like to take you on a tour of
Dan and Pinkie Pie Work Small Summer Jobs Part 1(We see both the Dan Vs. and My Little Pony: Equestria Girls title cards on screen. It shows both Dan and Pinkie Pie going through their daily routines, with Dan being bored to death at the Casa Paradisio apartments while Pinkie finishes up a semester at Canterlot High, ready for the summer.)
Dan: There's nothing to do around here, Mr. Mumbles. Chris and Elise are away on their stupid anniversary, meaning I have no sidekick to do revenge schemes with.
Mr. Mumbles: *meows*
Pinkie: Woo-hoo! Another semester done, and I'm ready to PAAAAAAAAAAR-TAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Are you girls excited?
Rainbow Dash: Uh, Pinkie, I don't have time to have fun with you right now. I got soccer practice in a half-hour.
Applejack: And ah need to tend to mah farm an' help the animals.
Fluttershy: And speaking of animals, Angel Bunny's beginning to worry about me.
Rarity: And remember the last time you had FUN?!
(In a flashback, we see Pinkie dancing too much, to the point where she knocks
Dan Vs. Amy's Baking Company 3(We see the front of the already-in-shambles restaurant [it was in shambles due to a rare case of a hurricane in Arizona]. Dan rescues Pinkie and Buttercream, as well as other workers who were in hiding from the out-of-control owners.)
Waiter 1: Hey, guys, look! We're free!
Waiter 2: Party time!
Waitress 1: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(loud techno music plays)
Pinkie & Buttercream: Thank you, Dan! (They both give Dan a hug.)
Dan: GAH! Get off me! You're breaking my bones!
Chris: You mean this restaurant was already destroyed before Dan attempted to destroy it?
Dan: I didn't even notice. But I do have a good idea on how to make the restaurant much better.
Elise: How are you going to do that?
(We then cut to the restaurant, re-christened "Pinkie 'n Buttercream's Fun Time Smile Diner", and looking like a typical 1950s diner. The same customers who stormed out of ABC before return, and eating MUCH better-prepared food.)
Customer 1: Hey, I'm not sick!
Dan Vs. Amy's Baking Company 2(We see Dan in his apartment, watching Population-Control Johnny with his cat. Chris calls him.)
Dan: Talk to me, jerk.
Chris: Sorry that things didn't work out the way I hoped. I'm sure the owners were just having a bad day.
Dan: Or maybe they're a bunch of greedy jerks who care more about money than food, the employees, and the customers.
Chris: Come on, Dan, lighten up!
Dan: How can I? Did you see the way that man with the funny accent treated you?
Chris: You know, come to think of it, he really did seem to have an attitude problem with those words he said.
Dan: That is why I have come up with a little old scheme to get rid of this restaurant!
Chris: Oh, no, Dan. You wouldn't... would you?
Dan: Yes, Chris. I am. I am going to destroy that restaurant.
Chris: Won't that make you just as bad, if not worse, than those people?
Dan: Shut up. Let's get to work.
Chris: *sigh* The things I do to help Dan.
Elise: What's Dan up to now?
Chris: Nothing much, Elise. He wants me to help him
Dan Vs. Amy's Baking Company(We see the Dan Vs. logo on screen. It fades out to Dan crashing on the couch at Chris and Elise's place, with Mr. Mumbles sleeping next to him.)
Dan: Good morning, Mr. Mumbles.
Mr. Mumbles: *meow*
Dan: And good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Chris.
Chris: *yawn* Good morning, Dan.
Elise: Why are you sleeping on the couch anyway, Dan?
Dan: My apartment is being "renovated." I bet the designers are going to make it look pretty, and I hate that.
(Chris is then seen reading the morning newspaper. He comes across an ad for a restaurant.)
Chris: Check this out, Dan! "Amy's Baking Company. We serve the freshest desserts and meals here in America. Our employees are some of the nicest you will ever meet."
Dan: (mumbles) I bet those people are really jerks.
Chris: What was that, Dan?
Dan: Nothing, Chris.
Elise: Hey, why don't you two go out for breakfast? The food might be great there.
Chris: Good idea! Come along, Dan.
Dan: *sigh* Fine.
(We then cut to the exterior of the restaurant where Dan an
Dan Visits the Therapist conclusion(We see Dan walking down the street, heading for home. On the way, he spots Rebound, Pinkie, and Minka coming towards him, chattering away like always.)
All 3: Did you miss us?!
Rebound: Ready to play fetch with me now?
Pinkie: Or to help me tell funny jokes?
Minka: Or help me paint a pretty picture?
(In Dan's mind, he hears barking, neighing, and cooing from all three. But suddenly, he goes back to realizing that the animals are still speaking English to him. And then...)
Dan: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He runs off in terror, heading back to the shrink, with all three animals chasing after him. At another office, Dr. Thump is talking to another therapist about what he saw.)
Thump: You see, Doctor, I saw these talking animals in my office, and I didn't believe what my patient had told me. Normally, animals shouldn't be talking like that...
Shrink: Howard, you need help. Badly. No animal in real life speaks English.
Thump: Except for
William T. Spears - Let it GoAfter a long day of Hard work, William snapped and burst out into song and dance in the middle of the office...
Paperwork glows white on the desk tonight
Not a coffee break to be seen
An office of isolation,
And it looks like I’m the Supervisor.
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn’t keep it in, dispatch knows I tried
Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the good reaper you always have to be
Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know
Well, now they know
*Throws paperwork into the air*
Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don’t care
What they’re going to say
Let the work rage on,
The overtime never bothered me anyway
It’s funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can’t get to me at all
It’s time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong
How do you solve a problem like Grell-a?(Sung by Undertaker, Eric, William, Alan, and Ronald)
He climbs a tree and scrapes his knee
His dress has got a tear
He waltzes on his way to Dispatch
And whistles on the stair
And underneath his gloves
He has polish on his nails
I even heard his singing in the office
He’s always late for reaping
But his penitence is real
He’s always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Grell-a’s not an asset to the Dispatch
I’d like to say a word in his behalf
Grell-a makes me laugh
How do you solve a problem like Grell-a?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Grell-a?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Grell-a?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
First day of SchoolDakota slowly entered the school. Her ears stood up as she watched so many different people walk by. Taking a deep breath she walks up a boy cute dragon wings. She smiles and tries to introduce herself but when he turns and sees she is part cat he freaks out. Lifting his books, he hides behind them. Slightly offended but more hurt she explains she is new and is harmless. Of course he doesn't believe her, saying cats ares scary. Setting her hands on her hips as her tail twitches, annoyed. She continues to go on about how she is as friendly as can be and really just wants to be friends.
Slowly the dragon boy lowered his books and looks her over. Dakota calms down and puts on a smile, offering her hand. Tilting her head, she tries to look friendly. The boy starts to relax but with a shaking hand, takes her.
“I'm Dakota. I hope I'm not being too bold but I lover your wings. They are so cool.”
“I'm Andrew. And thanks. They are nothing like my fathers but I guess they will
Hetalia Role PlayMe: Romano
Explanation: Hungary has said she is more manly than Romano
R: Don't forget, I have Prussia-san on my side. With Gilbird.
H: Shut it curly boy. I fry tomatoes like you.
R: But you also have a frying pan and he's fucking scared of you.
H: Of course he is. He may look tough, but under that he's just a sissy.
R: Yup. Shit. Don't let him see this. He won't let me off the hook for weeks. I'll be paying for all the drinks.
H: ALL the drinks? You're screwed. OH PRUSSIA! I've got something for you to see!
R: No!!!! Bastard.
H: Think I'd let you go this easy?
R: Thank god he is currently snoring his ass off. God, that man is loud!
H: I could never stand anyone so loud.
R: That's why I'm better than you. I've got a better boyfriend. All you have is that Austria piano jerk.
H: Hey! Austria is GORGEOUS. All Prussia does is snore, laugh like a pedophile, and, what did he call that? Oh yeah: Rise like a magic jack in the box.
R: He would be offended! And quite frankly, late
This is My Idea Merricup style
This is My Idea (Merricup Style)
(Young) Hiccup: I can’t believe I’m stuck with her all summer, I’ll bet she doesn’t draw, or read.
(Young) Merida: He looks conceited
(Young) Hiccup: What a total bummer
(Young) Both: If I get lucky I’ll get really sick
(Young) Hiccup: So happy you could come
(Young) Merida: So happy to be here
(Young(Young) Merida: This is not my idea)
Both: How I’d like to run…
(Young) Hiccup: This is not my idea
(Young) Both: Of fun
Queen Uberta: The children seem to get along quite nicely
King William: We’ll join our lands if this arrangement clicks
Queen Uberta: My dear King William, that’s my point precisely
King William: It’s such good parenting
Queen Uberta: And politics. So happy we agreed
King William: I think we’ve got a deal
Queen Uberta: Hiccup’s quite a catch!
King William: This is my idea
Queen Uberta: This is MY idea
Both: Of a match
Queen Uberta: (laughing) and such fun
Chapter 2POINT OF VIEW SWITCHAROO
You got the call right around six fifteen am. The annoying ringtone (seriously, who even writes these songs) woke you fairly easily, but you had curled up around the smaller body practically radiating heat next to you, trying to will away the noise.
The universe never does listen to you though, does it.
Reaching over to the side table, you pulled away from your fiancé reluctantly. Geez, universe. You were only trying to get in some unconscious cuddle-time, what's wrong with that?
You do not recognise the number that is flashing on the screen. You shrug to yourself and answer the call anyway, careful to keep your voice down.
It takes a few moments for the caller to answer, and you're already getting annoyed.
"Yes, hello. May I speak to a mister... Dirk Strider please?"
This is already weird.
The lady on the other end goes of on some spiel you hardly listen to, apparently she's calling from the hospital downtown. You don
The Palm ReaderA MAN WALKS INTO A TENT-LIKE ROOM FILLED WITH YOUR TYPICAL MYSTIC TRINKETS, AMULETS, CRYSTAL BALLS, ETC.
Fortune Teller: (offstage) Come in! Sit down.
Man: (takes a seat)
Fortune Teller: (walks onstage) Hello. Welcome. You are here to have your fortune read, I presume.
Fortune Teller: Well then, hold out your right hand with a toonie in it. These readings aren't for free you know.
Man: I understand. (holds out palm with toonie in it)
Fortune Teller: (takes the money) Thank you. (sits down and begins studying palm)
Man: (looks at fortune teller studying his palm)
Fortune Teller: (continues to study palm for a while) A-ha!
Man: What? What is it? What do you see?
Fortune Teller: (suddenly slaps the man and stands up) You just lost two dollars, sucker! (runs away laughing wickedly and comically)
Man: (just stands there dumbfounded for a moment)
I wrote a thing guys.It was saturday, the fifth of December as you recall, and you had just woken up. Your eyes flutter open relaxedly, calm, as you turn onto your side to greet the day with your wonderful boyfri--wait, no. Now it was fiancé--wait, where is he?! You sit up in a sudden panic as you reach out. The bed is cold, not warm like it would have been had he gone to the bathroom or to close a wayward window. He never leaves without waking you, it was part of the pact you had made years ago, when you had first become a couple. Your voice is rough and scratchy from having only just woken, and you call out to the seemingly empty apartment, just to check.
A pause, and then another. No reply. Should you call him?
You swing your legs off of the bed and clutch the sheet around you, it's still cold inside and you didn't like sleeping in clothes too much. They're too restricting, you need to sleep free!
As you approach the door, you raise your voice again.
"Love? This had better not be some...
HDN: The ultimate show Episode 1: My pain is greater than yours! part 1
a beautiful day in the town, Kurisu and Skye are walking around the neighborhood for no reason when Kurisu sees a store that's selling weapons.
Kurisu: -ooooh! a sword! imma gonna buy it! where's mah money!
Skye: you already have about 7 different swords at the house. you don't really need any more.
Kurisu: pwah! I always say, the more swords, the better!
Skye: you never say that.
After that, the two returned to the house. they played their favorite games and fell asleep. but, at night, Kurisu woke up and left.
Skye woke up in the morning and looked for the weapon-collecting Kurisu but found out that that there Kurisu was gone.
Skye: (sighs) I guess I'm gonna have to find Kurisu......Again. -_-
Next episode! Will Skye find Kurisu? or die tryin' just you wait till whenever!
SpongeBob SquarePants prank-calls GhostGhost: I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
("One Hour Later" tag)
Ghost: 592, Radio Graffiti.
SpongeBob: Hi, Ghost! Do you want to go jellyfishing with me and my best friends Patrick and Squidward? It'll be the best day ever! (giggles)
Squidward: I hate jellyfishing.
Ghost: What the hell-- SpongeBob is calling me now? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS CALLING ME NOW?! GOD-DAMN-- *cans.wav* First, my show ruined by ponies, then my show gets ruined by Bart Simpson, and now freakin' SpongeBob's calling me? Son of a-- *cans.wav* IMPLEMENT CHATROOM MARTIAL LAW, ENGINEER! RIGHT NOW! (Ghost still doesn't realize that Lemon Meringue called him before SpongeBob did, yet he thinks it was Pinkie Pie.)
Engineer: (speaks unintelligibly)
Ghost: DO AS I TELL YOU TO, YOU SORRY SACK OF CRAP!
SpongeBob: Ghost... yelled at me! Ghost... yelled at me! (cries loudly)
Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob! I don't think he meant it!
Squidward: Where's the popcorn and soda? I love getting a front-row seat
Genghis Whenever we were bad my mother used to take us to the mall to see Genghis Kahn. They kept him in a dusty diorama of a Mongolian steppe, all tall grass and yurts. He sat on a throne of bone (well, plastic shaped like bone), scowling in incomprehension at the American kids who flocked around him like startled lemmings. My mother would usually push us toward him, saying things like “Tell him what you did to your father’s stamp collection.” Genghis would give a grunt, spit a wad of phlegm onto the tall grass, and give us a wizened, wrinkled grimace, as if he had to go to the bathroom.
He terrified me.
My brother couldn’t get enough of him.
When my brother got caught in my mother’s evening dress, my mother grabbed us both and dragged us to Genghis. It was a slow day, and we were the only kids crowding him. “Tell him what you did,” my mother hissed a
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