Ghost: I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
("One Hour Later" tag)
Ghost: 592, Radio Graffiti.
SpongeBob: Hi, Ghost! Do you want to go jellyfishing with me and my best friends Patrick and Squidward? It'll be the best day ever! (giggles)
Squidward: I hate jellyfishing.
Ghost: What the hell-- SpongeBob is calling me now? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS CALLING ME NOW?! GOD-DAMN-- *cans.wav* First, my show ruined by ponies, then my show gets ruined by Bart Simpson, and now freakin' SpongeBob's calling me? Son of a-- *cans.wav* IMPLEMENT CHATROOM MARTIAL LAW, ENGINEER! RIGHT NOW! (Ghost still doesn't realize that Lemon Meringue called him before SpongeBob did, yet he thinks it was Pinkie Pie.)
Engineer: (speaks unintelligibly)
Ghost: DO AS I TELL YOU TO, YOU SORRY SACK OF CRAP!
SpongeBob: Ghost... yelled at me! Ghost... yelled at me! (cries loudly)
Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob! I don't think he meant it!
Squidward: Where's the popcorn and soda? I love getting a front-row seat whenever SpongeBob cries!
Patrick: Uh, Mr. Ghost, sir, you must've felt pretty good making my friend cry like that.
Ghost: Jesus Christ, that pink starfish is calling me now? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *over9000cans.wav* Get that fat tub of lard off-- GET HIM OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: Ghost yelled at me, too? (cries loudly)
Squidward: A 2-for-1 deal! SpongeBob and Patrick crying! (laughs)
Ghost: I TOLD YOU TO SCREEN THOSE GOD-DAMN CALLERS, ENGINEER!
Engineer: Sorry, sir!
Ghost: Shut up and do your damn job!
The next non-Hub character to prank-call Ghost... SpongeBob SquarePants! One of the few modern shows on Nickelodeon I'll ever watch-- it's so hilarious even after almost 13 years on air!