Proposed Dan Vs. Pinkie Pie promo

(We see Dan waking up from his alarm clock's buzzer.)

Dan: (growls) Mornings are never good here. (He opens his door and Pinkie Pie just happens to be waiting for him.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! What are you doing here?

Pinkie Pie: Didn't you hear? The Hub's celebrating two years on the air with my Very Merry Pinkie Mare-a-Thon! I picked ten of my most favorite moments from all of Equestria and put them here! (giggles)

Dan: Not as long as I've got my Master of Revenge Dan-a-Thon, with my ten greatest evil deeds ever conceived! How do you like that, magical talking pink pony?

Narrator: But wait! It gets better! When both marathons are done, be sure to tune in for a special 1-hour episode of Dan Vs. where he gets to take on...

Dan: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinkie Pie: Don't be such a grumpy-puss, Dan! Remember, I love to make you smile, smile, smile... (Pinkie continues singing throughout the rest of the promo.)

Dan: I hate that stupid song. I hate Pinkie Pie. I hate everything.

Narrator: Don't miss the Very Merry Pinkie Mare-a-Thon and Master of Revenge Dan-a-Thon, and the Dan Vs. Pinkie Pie special, coming October 10, 2012, beginning at 9:00 AM Eastern, 6:00 AM Pacific, only on the Hub!

Dan: You're going down tonight, Pinkie!

Pinkie Pie: I'm not going down! I'm going up! (giggles)

(Chris, Elise, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle have awkward looks on their faces.)