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Hub characters do an Ice Bucket Challenge - Dan

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(We see Dan in the parking lot of the Casa Paradisio apartments. Chris is standing next to him, with Elise holding the camera.)

Dan: Hey, jerks! I'm here to do this stupid ice bucket challenge that Chris says is "fun".

Chris: That's because it is, Dan! They're doing this to raise money for charity for ALS research!

Dan: What's "ALS" mean? Awful lazy suckers?

Chris: (sighs) Come on, Dan! Show some encouragement! Besides, it's a disease that happens when your muscles get really weak.

Dan: Fine, Chris. But you better be watching your water bill next time.

Chris: Sweet! I knew you'd do it! (Chris runs off to get a giant bucket of ice water, and is somehow strong enough to carry it.)

Dan: And Chris tells me I have to challenge some losers in the Hubworld after I get drenched.

Chris: That's how the rules are stated, Dan. Here we go!

(Chris then pours the ice water onto Dan.)

Dan: GAH! UGH! Now, I challenge the following to do this "fun event"-- Optimus Prime, Bulkhead, Pinkie Pie, Heatwave, Zoe Trent, Minka Mark, Niblet, and SheZow. You idiots better respond in the next 24 hours, or I will--

Elise: Dan...

Dan: Uh, I guess you can do it when you want to. (He giggles nervously.)

Chris: See, Dan? That wasn't so bad, was it?

Dan: Now, you're next, Chris!

Chris: But, you didn't challenge me, Dan! The rules state that you have to--

(Dan then carries a bucket of ice water and dumps the stuff onto Chris.)

Chris: Ah, well. I needed to cool off, anyway.

(Elise then turns the camera off.)
The first of (hopefully) many pieces involving Hub characters (and hopefully those outside of that!) doing an ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. By now, I'm sure most everyone knows what it is, and if you haven't, well... have a look:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Buck…
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