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Disney characters go to Amy's Baking Company

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(We fade in to a prison where Amy and Samy Bouzaglo are sharing a cell. They eventually get out and decide to re-open their restaurant, this time, in the town of Blythe, California, situated between Los Angeles and Phoenix, and using modern Disney characters as its waiters-- including Kristoff Bjorgman from Frozen, Jay from Descendants, and Piper from Star Darlings, and Ferb Fletcher from Phineas and Ferb providing lounge music, with Phineas' help.)

Samy: Listen, you little punks. My wife makes the greatest food in all of the world, and she doesn't like being bullied by haters! GOT THAT?!

Jay: Dude, I think you mean critics. When do I get to steal stuff?

Samy: QUIET, YOU FREAK!

Kristoff: I don't know about you, but I'm ready to pick some ice.

Piper: I just want my time on Wish World to be a happy one!

Jay and Kristoff: WHAA?!

Piper: Where I'm from, it's Earth.

Jay: Oh. Dude, you totally startled me.

Piper: I'm a girl, you know.

(Outside of the office, Amy spots customers, which turn out to be Riley Andersen and her parents from Inside Out.)

Amy: Squee! Customers! Welcome to Amy's Baking Company, where our food is delicious and we don't tolerate haters! Your waiter will be coming very shortly to take your order.

(Riley's parents are seen with confused looks on their faces from Amy's remark about haters. Riley herself, meanwhile, is watching a Minnesota Wild game on her portable TV, upset that they didn't make it to the Stanley Cup finals again. Jay then shows up, dressed in his punkish outfit, to which Anger is not very pleased as we zoom into Riley's mind.)

Anger: WHAT IS THIS?! THIS ISN'T A FIVE-STAR RESTAURANT! WAITERS DON'T DRESS LIKE MARILYN MANSON-- THEY WEAR TUXEDOS!

Disgust: Hope the food doesn't contain broccoli. Ew!

(We then zoom out of Riley's mind and back into the restaurant, where she is ordering pizza. The parents, meanwhile, have ordered a steak and lobster to eat for dinner.)

Mr. Andersen: I hope the food is delicious, dear!

Mrs. Andersen: Me too!

Mr. Andersen: I hope you like your food, Riley! You deserve it for all the hard work you do at school and helping around the house.

Riley: Thanks, Dad. (She is still focused on watching the game, still bummed that this year's Stanley Cup Finals involve the San Jose Sharks and Pittsburgh Penguins.)

Mr. Andersen: In another 15 minutes, we'll be ready to chow down!

(The timecard "One hour later" appears. We then cut to the parents starting to fall asleep, still waiting for the dinner. Riley is still fixated on her TV watching hockey. Finally, Jay shows up with the food.)

Jay: Here's your food, dudes! Sorry it took so long. (to himself) Now, back to stealing things...

Mrs. Andersen: Finally! Now we get to eat! (We then zoom into Riley's mind again, to which Disgust looks at the pizza and discovers it has a certain green tree-like vegetable on it.)

Disgust: Wait a minute-- is that-- it can't be-- IT IS! IT'S BROCCOLI!

Anger: It's bad enough Hawaii and San Francisco ruined pizza... NOW THIS DINKY LITTLE TOWN HAS DONE IT, TOO!

Disgust: Let me do the honors. (Disgust presses a buzzer which activates said emotion, causing Riley to run to the bathroom, feeling green to the gills.)

Mr. Andersen: I thought Riley would like her food. Why'd she run off? (Mr. Andersen then takes a bite of his steak, which is still raw, and he too, is green to the gills. Mrs. Andersen is about to take a bite of her lobster, when she, too, is starting to feel sick.)

Amy: What's going on here?

Mr. Andersen: Your food is-- (coughs) disgusting!

Amy: My goodness! You would never say such a thing about this food. It is the best, and you haters are ever so wrong.

Samy: YOU DON'T LIKE THE FOOD? THEN GET THE (censor beep) OUT OF MY RESTAURANT, LOSERS!

(The parents are shocked by Samy's very colorful language.)

Mrs. Andersen: Well! I can't believe he would say that! Let's go eat somewhere more FAMILY friendly. Come on, Riley!

Riley: Coming, Mom!

(We then zoom into Riley's mind again. Fear is seen being terrified of Samy and Sadness cries because of the co-owner's attitude towards people. Joy tries to cheer both of them up while Anger and Disgust are still sulking over the restaurant and its staff. Back in said restaurant, Amy berates Jay for not making any money, when really, it's not his fault. Kristoff and Piper then console him while he is thinking of a way to get out of the restaurant while at the same time hoping to make good tips.)

This ends part 1.
What if the most infamous restaurant from Kitchen Nightmares hadn't closed down last year... and if Disney, Pixar, Marvel, and Star Wars characters tried to eat there?

This is part 1.
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Sounds like some swell chaos. :)