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Dan and Pinkie Pie Work Small Summer Jobs Part 2

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(We fade in to Dan having a shocked look when he hears how Pinkie, like him, got wind of the resort due to the TV ad.)

Dan: You mean to tell me you saw that stupid ad on TV, too?

Pinkie: Yes-diddle-dee-do, Dan!

Dan: Should've guessed. Well, let's go in and meet the boss.

(They walk in to the resort, to the office, where we see their boss, Big Harry Kranberry, voiced by Jim Cummings, for the first time. Kranberry is a large, overweight, human who dresses in a cranberry-red suit, hence his last name, despite being spelled differently. Plus, his voice is a hybrid of Cat from CatDog and Pete from various Disney cartoons.)

Kranberry: Ah, you must be a couple of new guys who saw my beloved ad on TV. My name is Big Harry Kranberry, but call me Mr. Kranberry. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

Dan: Isn't your last name supposed to be spelled with a "C"?

Kranberry: IT'S BEEN SPELLED THAT WAY FOR GENERATIONS! SHUT UP AND LISTEN! Now, I would like to take you on a tour of our program, and then, I'll assign you to your jobs.

Pinkie: Woo-hoo! I can't wait to have so much fun!

Dan: Tell me about it.

(In a montage, Kranberry takes Dan and Pinkie on a tour of the resort's three-week program, and shows them how to cater to the guests. Then, he sends them to work, where we see a bunch of people having fun in the pool/spa area. Among the guests are the Burns family from Transformers: Rescue Bots, Blythe and Roger Baxter from Littlest Pet Shop, and Leonard and Agatha McLeish from Pound Puppies. Unfortunately, Kranberry does not allow giant robots and animals on the premises, which is why the namesake robots, pets, and puppies aren't at the resort, though later on in this fan-fic they will show up.)

Agatha: Leonard, dear, why are we going to this hotel? I wanted to watch the international crochet competition.

McLeish: Mother, you need to get out of the house more. Besides, aren't you glad to be away from these stupid dogs? (He brings his mother's bags up to her room and sends her to the spa.)

Roger: All right, kiddo, go have fun and make new friends while I go try out the new airplane over at the airfield! (Roger gives his daughter a hug.)

Blythe: Sure thing, Dad! Can't wait to try on my new swimwear I made at Fashion University North! (Blythe then jumps into the pool.) Woo-hoo!

Chief Charlie Burns: Family, this is the first time we've been on a vacation without our special crew in so long. What are you kids going to do now?

Cody: I'm going to practice my swimming lessons.

Kade: Beat you to the pool, Cody! Now to find me some ladies...

Dani: Kade, you'll never have a girlfriend.

Graham: Hey, Cody, how about showing off my new invention for the hotel-- my large pool slide inspired by that play land at Burgerphile?

Dan: (to Pinkie) When did Burgerphile expand to Maine, let alone Griffin Rock? I don't even think Equestria or Downtown City would have one, either! (We then see pictures of Pinkie and Blythe eating at local Burgerphiles at Canterlot High and in Downtown City, respectively.) I thought it was just a Van Nuys thing...

(Later, Kranberry is seen in his office.)

Kranberry: Yes, have fun at your jobs, man with the black "JERK" shirt and strange pink-colored human, because I'm not going to give you any money... and I'm going make those guests wish they'd never stay here. *evil laughter* (One of Kranberry's minions shows up.)

Minion: Uh, boss, aren't you overdoing that evil laugh thing like so many villains do in the movies?

Kranberry: SHUT UP!

(We then fade to black.)
Part 2... where we meet their boss, Big Harry Kranberry, and features appearances by Transformers: Rescue Bots, Pound Puppies, and Littlest Pet Shop characters!
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