Dan Vs. PS1 Racing Games - Part 1

(We see the Dan Vs. logo onscreen. Dan is sitting on his bed, petting Mr. Mumbes, when Chris shows up.)

Chris: Hey, Dan!

Dan: Oh, hey, Chris. What's that in your hand?

Chris: It's a video game console from the 90s called the "PlayStation". Have you ever heard of it?

Dan: Chris, you're too old for video games.

Chris: Oh? Then what's that? (He points to an Atari 2600 sitting below Dan's TV.)

Dan: Oh, you got me there, Chris.

Chris: Come on, Dan! Let's set it up!

(Time passes as they set up the console. They soon begin to play the original Ridge Racer.)

Chris: Ready to race, Dan?

Announcer: 3... 2... 1... GO! ("Grip" then plays.)

Dan: Uh, Chris? I can't go.

Chris: Press the X button, Dan.

Dan: Oh, this blue thing? (He holds it down, and soon, his car, F/A Racing #3, starts to move.) I can't see my car! What do I do?!

Chris: Press the Triangle button, Dan.

(Throughout the race, Chris continues dominating throughout the TT track, leaving Dan toiling far behind. Chris is able to finish three laps before Dan, who only has a few seconds left to reach the finish line, but he fails, and the clock reads "00". Dan then rages.)

Chris: Dan? Are you okay? Dan?

(In a montage, we then see Dan failing at RC de GO!, Gran Turismo, Moto Racer, Rally Cross, Jet Moto, S.C.A.R.S., Crash Team Racing, Motor Toon Grand Prix, and Speed Punks. When he doesn't beat the last game, Dan rips out the PS1, and throws it out the window, but somehow, a neighbor down below catches it. Dan then looks at the system and yells...)

Dan: GRRRRRRRRR... PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Dan Vs. logo appears, then the PlayStation logo appears below, accompanied by the PS1 start-up jingle.)