Dan Vs. LPS - Part 1

(We see Dan saying good-bye to the Mane 6, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spike, Celestia, Luna, and Cadance. A portal that is to send him back to Van Nuys is in activation mode.)

Dan: Good-bye, silly equines! Now, I can finally go home and give Chris and Elise a piece of my mind!

Twilight Sparkle: Or, you could just say you're sorry for the damage you caused.

Pinkie Pie: And really make them smile, smile, smile! Whee!

Rainbow Dash: Being a good friend will make you 20% cooler!

Fluttershy: I... I... hope you... do become friends with them again. And... with us, too, right?

Applejack: Don't worry, Dan. Ah'm sure y'all will be able to come back one day.

Rarity: You've become a true, true, friend to us all!

All ponies: Good-bye, Dan!

Dan: To Van Nuys, Mr. Mumbles!

(They enter the portal. Cadance suddenly realizes she accidentally sent him to somewhere other than Van Nuys.)

Princess Cadance: Oh, no! I sent him to Downtown City! It's too late!

(We then see Dan winding up in Downtown City, right in front of the Littlest Pet Shop. As you can see, he's not too happy.)

Dan: What the-- THIS ISN'T CASA PARADISIO APARTMENTS!!! IT'S TOO GIRLY!!! That stupid pink Alicorn sent me here by accident, didn't she?

Mr. Mumbles: *meow*

Dan: Oh, well, now to wait for someone to tell me how to get back to California.

(We then see Blythe Baxter and her dad, Roger, coming home from Fashion University North.)

Roger: Hi, there, stranger! Looking to buy a pet?

Dan: Are you the owner of that stupid store, jerk?

Roger: *chuckles* Naaah... I'm just a pilot. My name's Roger, and this is my daughter, Blythe.

Blythe: Have you even heard of the Littlest Pet Shop? It's the best place in Downtown City. It has all sorts of awesome animals. Come on in! Oh, Mrs. Twombly! We have a customer!

(We then see Mrs. Twombly at the register, crocheting.)

Twombly: Oh! Blythe, dear! I see you have a customer, too! Is he looking to buy a pet? Or some pet food? Perhaps you'd like to show the customer those pets you can "talk" to...

(Blythe then shows Dan and Mr. Mumbles the seven main pets.)

Blythe: This is where the pets live. Would you like me to introduce them to you, Mr... uh...

Dan: Dan.

Blythe: Dan, right. First, let me introduce you to Russell Ferguson. He's the one in charge. (Russell then shows up.)

Dan: A stupid orange porcupine?

Russell: Please don't call me stupid! I'm actually quite smart. And... I'M A HEDGEHOG!!! That is all.

Dan: Wait, did that porc-- er, hedgehog talk?

Blythe: He did! Next, let me introduce you to Sunil Nevla. He's a magical blue mongoose.

(Sunil shows up, to which Dan puts on a "d'aaaw" face. That is, until he talks.)

Sunil: Welcome to the Littlest Pet Shop! Can I show you my magic tricks?

Dan: I don't want to see them, Freaky-Stinky-Tavi! Go back to India where you belong! (to himself) Also, did he talk like Big Macintosh with a Hindi accent?

Blythe: Dan, try to be nice. Sunil is extremely sensitive to insults like that.

Sunil: Who is this Big Macintosh you speak of anyway? I have not heard of him.

Blythe: Next, this is Pepper Clark. She's the funniest gray skunk in the shop.

Pepper: Knock-knock!

Dan: Who's there?

Pepper: Banana!

Dan: Banana who?

Pepper: Knock-knock!

Dan: Who's there?

Pepper: Banana!

Dan: Banana who?

Pepper: Knock-knock!

Dan: WHO'S THERE?!

Pepper: Orange!

Dan: ORAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!

Pepper: Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Blythe: Next, let me introduce you to Vinnie Terrio! He loves to dance!

(Vinnie shows up.)

Dan: A green lizard? WITH HAIR?! Reptiles aren't supposed to have hair, I thought...

(Vinnie then dances and sings It's a Dancing Day from Eve of Destruction.)

Dan: Any more stupid pets?

Blythe: Dan, they're not stupid! They're fun! Next, let me introduce you to Zoe Trent, the most fabulous purple dog in the shop and Downtown City.

Dan: Purple dog? Does she look like Twilight Sparkle?

Blythe: Who's Twilight Sparkle? Never heard of her...

(Zoe then shows up, singing Dance Like You Know You Can.)

Pepper: Isn't she an amazing singer, too?

Zoe: Oh! Hello, Blythe, darling! Who did you bring?

Blythe: This is Dan. He wants to choose either a pet or some pet food? You do have a pet, right?

Dan: Say hello to the cutest kitty you'll ever meet!

Vinnie: Would that be Sugar Sprinkles?

Sunil: Or Scout Kerry?

Dan: This is Mr. Mumbles! (Mr. Mumbles meows.)

Zoe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get that disgusting, filthy feline away from me! He'll ruin my beauty! (She faints.)

Dan: That dog looks like Twilight, alright. But she acts a lot like Rarity. And doesn't she talk like Celestia?

Zoe: Who is this "Twilight", "Rarity", and "Celestia" you speak of, dear?

Dan: Check later. Also, Mr. Mumbles is a girl.

Sunil: Why don't you call her "MRS. Mumbles" then?

Blythe: Next, meet Minka Mark! She's quite the artist! And she's pink, too.

Dan: Pink?! Oh, no, it's Pinkie Pie all over again...

(Minka shows up, having just made a picture for Blythe out of finger-paint.)

Blythe: Wow, thanks, Minka! It looks just like me!

Minka: I knew you'd like it! And I see you have a guest! And a cutie-wootie-kitty! Though I think she needs a makeover. Ugh!

Blythe: Lastly, this is Penny Ling. (Penny Ling then shows up in her kimono, dancing with ribbons.)

Dan: Oh, no! Cuteness! From a blue-and-white panda bear! I hate bears!

Blythe: Pandas aren't actually bears, Dan.

Penny Ling: Oh! Hey, Blythe! Who's the guest coming to the Pet Shop?

Blythe: This is Dan, and his cat, Mr. Mumbles.

Penny Ling: So cute!

Dan: Wait a minute! I just realized... YOU CAN TALK TO ANIMALS?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Dan runs out of the pet shop, leaving Mr. Mumbles behind with Blythe and the pets.)

Blythe: This is not going to be easy.

("TO BE CONTINUED" appears.)