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Dan Vs. Cool Cat - Conclusion

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(The slide "Eight months later" appears. We then cut to a presentation of the Oscars.)

Arnold: Und da vinner for Best Kids' Film goesh to...

(Derek's teeth are seen chattering...)

Arnold: Inside Out!

(Orchestral music plays as Joy and Anger approach the podium to accept the award. Derek then cries angry tears as Cool Cat comforts him.)

Cool Cat: Don't cry, Daddy Derek! You did your best.

Joy: Whoo! This is a great night, isn't it, Anger?

Anger: Tell me about it.

(Dan is seen watching the ceremony on TV.)

Dan: Now, the red guy speaks my language. (He chuckles.)

Joy: We would like to thank the Academy for giving us such a wonderful award! And I would like to thank Anger.

Anger: Grr... what? You're thanking me? Thanks, Joy. (Anger begins to cry fiery tears.)

Joy: And Fear. And Disgust. And especially Sadness. Without her bravery, we wouldn't have been able to get back to the control center and see our friends.

Sadness: Aw... (She sheds a tear.)

Anger: Why don't you talk about--

Joy: And I would also like to thank these other Disney stars-- Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher...

Phineas: Cool! Did you hear that, Ferb? Joy acknowledges us! (Ferb is seen cracking a tiny smile.)

Joy: ...Olaf the snowman...

Olaf: I love being thanked! Here comes a warm hug! (Olaf rushes to the stage and gives Joy a big hug, to which Anger groans.)

Anger: Why did that stupid snowman have to attend the ceremony?

Joy: ...The 7D...

Happy: That makes me happier than usual! And it calls for a song!

Grumpy: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK--

Happy: (plays guitar)
We're having so much fun
At the big Oscar show tonight
Doesn't that make you happy like me?

Joy: ...the Star Darlings, especially Libby...

Libby: Me? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! (Libby runs to the stage excitedly, being joined by Sage, Vega, Scarlet, and Piper. In the process, she gives Joy a really big hug and starts crying happy tears. In the audience, Disgust then groans.) This is the best night I've ever seen on Earth-- er, I mean, Wish World!

Joy: ...and lastly, the leader of this very club, Mickey Mouse!

Mickey: Oh, gee! You guys are so swell! And I love you all.

Audience: Aw...

(When Dan is watching the ceremony, he notices something about Libby.)

Dan: That's weird. The pink girl kinda looks like...

Pinkie Pie: Ready for a smile, smile, smile, Dan?

Dan: GAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! I KNEW IT! IT'S PINKIE PIE!!!!

Pinkie: I'm right behind you, silly!

Dan: WHAT ARE YOU AND THE OTHERS DOING HERE?!

Vinnie Terrio: Well, we couldn't get to the studio due to overcrowding, so we...

Cookie: Decided to watch it on TV with you, Dan.

MC Bat Commander: Friends always do stuff together. Like see Daddy Derek be humiliated for making such an awful movie!

Dan: You know, you're right. Come on, Mr. Mumbles. Let's get some more popcorn to watch Derek and his cat family be humiliated some more.

(Mr. Mumbles meows. Dan walks to the kitchen, heats up some popcorn, takes a bite, and we fade out. Cool Cat then pops up.)

Cool Cat: No mean bully is going to give my movies bad reviews and Razzies! I'll get you next time, Dan Mandel! We're going to win, and always do so! (Cool Cat then disappears into a "The End" tag.)
The finale of Dan Vs. Cool Cat. And this time, it features cameos of Disney characters!
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Ooh, do I smell a sequel?